im so fake if I’m at a club and ur like “I’m an astronaut I’m goin 2 the moon” ill be all “omg I’ve been twice u deff have to go to this one restaurant”

30 July 2014  /  7 notes
30 July 2014  /  109,185 notes


I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

Anonymous: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
29 July 2014  /  5,916 notes


how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you


  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
28 July 2014  /  51,931 notes


honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf


my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

28 July 2014  /  92,205 notes